What does a toilet and an animal and an edifice and bullets have?
Others feed their loved ones with cakes and sweets, but I only offer water. Then my loved one always have-pee
If someone told me that my loved one is dying, and that there are only two viable ways to save her, one is an operation which has a 50% success rate and the other is to transfer the soul of my loved one into a doe, and asked me which option I would pick, I would pick the transferring of my loved one's soul into a doe, for then my loved one will always be deer to me.
People grow up to have careers that are usually wealthy and prestigious like specialized lawyers or doctors dealing in like forensic or psychology, but I rather be a lowly building-constructor who specializes in making lodges, for then I can please my loved one for I can always give inn to her.
If someone handed me a rifle, and told me that for shooting my loved one that someone would make me the richest person on earth, I would empty the entire magazine at my loved one instantly on the spot, for I will miss my loved one always.