Friday, June 27, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wasn't lame.
Why can't you tell a joke to a fish?
Because you can't lame a fish.
Why can't you tell a joke to a bonfire?
Because it can't feel cold.
Why can't you tell a joke to a circle?
There's no point in telling.
Why can't you tell a joke to a dollar?
Because everything doesn't make sense.
Why can't you tell a joke to a leaf?
Because it can never be a stone.
Why can't you tell a joke to a bluetooth?
Because you don't need a cable-link; it's wireless.
Why can't you tell a joke to a caveman?
Because at that time, it only had invented the wheel.
Why can't you tell a joke to a maths problem?
The answer isn't random
Why can't you tell a joke to a chicken?
Because it has already crossed the road.
Wakarimasen; posted at 8:59 AM