Wednesday, June 25, 2008
What is faster than light?
Whichever word that I put in front of faster.
What is an old joke?
A walking stick.
What kind of jokes are not found on the internet?
Those that have no-link.
I told a joke, and I was the only one laughing. Someone said it wasn't funny. So I pointed to the mirror and said, "he's laughing too!" And then I walked over to the mirror and said, "hey, hi-five man!"
What do you say if you don't get a no-link joke?
Sorry, I D/C from the internet.
What do you say if someone takes very long to recover from your joke?
Whoa, my joke crit you.
Do you know why my joke is better than your joke?
My joke can use hyper beam.
Wakarimasen; posted at 10:11 AM